My
Granny
Sent By Ev
Wife
Lottery
Sent By Gemma Grafton
Horny
Dog
Queen
Mum
Leapard
No
Mates?
u mate r mate a mate sad mate twat mate if mate u mate think mate that mate u mate have mate this mate many mate mates!
Now read it again but take out the mate
Rabbit
Alphabet
a-ur attractive
b-ur beautiful
c-ur caring
d-ur delicous
e-ur exciting
f-ur funny
g-ur gorgeous
h-ur horny
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER
Last Night
Vampire
Big
Bad Wolf
Big bad wolf told little red riding hood ' lift your top so i can suck your tits' "No!"she said lifting her skirt,'eat me like the fucking book says!'
Mary
Stinks
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark as charcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
What happened to the bloke who injected curry in to himself?...He went in to
a Korma!
you look good,
you look fine,
on the top or 69,
feel the sweat,
feel the heat,
i want u n u want me.
I went for a walk with my uncle Jim,
when someone threw a tomato at him,
'tomatos dont hurt' i replied with a grin....
'They FUCKING well do when the're still in the TIN!!
bedroom golf can make u grin,u need a stick 2 help u win.Keep ur clubs in good condition+neva play wivout permission.Practice often its lotsa fun+try2get a hole in1!
Your soooo ugly. If I had a face like yours i'd teach my arse to talk
"How 2 use Prepaid Sex.
1.Scratch d protective panty
2.pres d niple
3.enter d penis
4.d voice wil confirm if ur entry is succesful.
AAAHHH! UUUHHH!"
Mary's Bike
mary had a little bike,
she road it back to front,
all the time the wheels went round
the spokes went up her cunt
N H S
The NHS Regrets to inform you that your birth was a mistake, could you please report to your local hospital to be put down, Sorry for any inconvenience.
F
& M
mary had a little lamb its mouth was full of blisters, now its burning on the fire with its brothers and its sisters